Thursday, December 27, 2012

Well Christmas was good and so has play time at our house. My wife got me some new underwear, socks, and undershirts. What else can they buy a male? i wish it was more like a new tractor or a hooker. However, that never happens as you all know?

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Well my in laws are coming in tomorrow. I have to say that my mother in law is a Gilf or is it Milf. This is going to be one fun Xmas.

Friday, December 21, 2012

My daughter almost walked in on us last night. We were just starting to make out right before the big action was happening. I had my hand down her panties fingering her wet slit. Well we heard the door open and stopped what we were doing just in the nick of the time.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

So the farm is going good this week. The holidays are closing up on us real fast. I am going to be going on vacation this week. I am going to be leaving my farm to my latina workers.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Why do the people come visit you around the holidays and look for you to donate to this Charity and that one. It seems like I get hit up by every single one at the same time of year. I know its time to blow money for taxes as the year ends in a few weeks. However, Goodwill, Salvation Army at every business, Boy Scouts and Girl collecting food and so on. Why can't it be my charity myself. I think I will start that one and have scantily clad girls collect change for my pocket. Whats worse is you know some of them get paid to do it.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Well the Holidays are catching up real quick. I can't believe there is 3 weeks until Xmas. I had to go with the wife Christmas shopping for the kids and dam those female elves at the mall are hot. Something about tiny girls are hot.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

We got our Christmas tree today. I had put a few other special gifts under the tree this year for my wife. I got one big dildo for my wife this year.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Christmas shopping already

So I found something new that will make the wife happy. Well it was a good year on the farm. I sold pumpkins, turkeys, and a few other crops this year. She wanted a bunch of Christmas gifts this year. We went shopping for her new lingerie, a few new adult toys, a sex swing, and something bigger.
Well I slaughtered the turkey today. I started to prep it for cooking. It had a nice huge breasts.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Blogs back?

So one of the blogs is back up but a bunch of cool links he posted are gone. I knew I should have bookmarked them. There was some link about one of my favorite Porn stars from 10 years ago Angelica Sin.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Why google sucks

I had been a frequent reader of a few blogs on here. They disappeared and I had known the guys emails from it being listed on the side. So I emailed the guys and asked what happened and they said google marked them as spam. They never even had a single spam post in them. They had tried for weeks filling out the form I was wrongly deleted and nothing came. Google just kept giving them the form ever 5 minutes and said someone will email you back that never happened. So all the messages I send to google reporting problems probably get deleted also. I guess they got to big for their britches to care about their customers. Look at MC Donalds they have been loosing buisness steadily for higher prices, cutting down sizes, and bad customer service. Maybe google will be next as they are acting like idiots here. All I can say is I love big tits in a can of lard.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Halloween 2

Had a few hot Milfs come in today and helped them pick up pumpkins.  Is it me or are the Milfs getting younger.


With pumpkin season in full swing most people are buying my huge pumpkins.  I am thinking of making a pumpkin mooning everyone.  Or find a giant G string and putting a few pumpkins together and forming a fat girl.   It should be funny and a little adultish.  Its not like it would be XXX Porn.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Its sad to see all the 60s and 70s actors I grew up with passing.  We had Richard Dawson first who was great as Newkirk on Hogans Heroes, then Family Feud fame twice.  A little known movie the Devils Brigade was classic with him wearing a kilt and starred another of my favorites that passed away a while ago Richard Chicken Jaeckel who ties in with the last one Ernest Borgnine who was in the Dirty Dozen with him.  He was my favorite Quinton McHale Tom Arnold didn't have it.